we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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