dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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