3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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