i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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