im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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