my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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