I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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