'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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