she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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