im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Randomize
