Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
