super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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