had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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