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It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking

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(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking http://tfl.nu/828r

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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.

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(204): i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week. http://tfl.nu/kpcq

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(601): View more from Mississippi

is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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(601): is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ? http://tfl.nu/isdq

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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.

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(714): I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's. http://tfl.nu/jhuh

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(845): I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting http://tfl.nu/6shn

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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.

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(647): there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper. http://tfl.nu/yyzx

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.

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(262): He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too. http://tfl.nu/5j5p

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(806): View more from Texas

with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

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(806): with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible. http://tfl.nu/qot7

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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.

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I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.

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(843): There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac. (843): I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary. http://tfl.nu/0c6s

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(850): View more from Florida

Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?

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(850): Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean? http://tfl.nu/rbfp

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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.

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I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.

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(785): Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock. (785): I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice. http://tfl.nu/kw5d

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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.

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(610): I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA. http://tfl.nu/fhl1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?

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It's a podium place so yeah...

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(+44): Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right? (1+44): It's a podium place so yeah... http://tfl.nu/cezg

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

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Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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(412): Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls (724): Dude, they all thought you were gay. http://tfl.nu/k7ip

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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

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I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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(914): And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken. (845): I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa? http://tfl.nu/09c4

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