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(612): View more from Minnesota

Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it

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(816): View more from Missouri

Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(845): View more from New York

They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.

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(713): View more from Texas

I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock

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(631): View more from New York

we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure

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(956): View more from Texas

Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.

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(425): View more from Washington

The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.

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