it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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