Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.