I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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