I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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