I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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