i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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