I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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