he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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