im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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