We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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