Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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