Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?