no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
there is puke in my bra ... again
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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