Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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