Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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