I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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