i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You dont lie about slip and slides
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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