morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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