Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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