She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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