Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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