no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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