Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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