I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
