I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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