she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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