We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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