Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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