Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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