You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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