I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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