I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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