the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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