I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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