i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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