he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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