I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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