In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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