just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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