No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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