i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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