Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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