but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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