listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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