Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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