either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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